Fuck My ISP, Seriously

Here’s a fucking image of my fucking connection over the past 15 minutes

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When it’s not “oh sorry one of our fucking employees is browsing fucking motherless, your speed is only 1/8th of what you’re fucking paying for”, it’s this fucking shit. You see where that fucking blue is missing? That’s my internet cutting out. For like a minute. I imagine my ISP is run similar to this:

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Fuck.

GBLan 6

Going to be attending another GBLan session for some kooky fucking gaming sessions. Come if you’d like to watch me fail at trying to play Starcraft II or, like the previous offer, to kick me in the face. Pre-pay is $30, or $50 for the package that comes with a 6-pack of soda, pancake breakfas’, and pizza dinner.

Secret BF3 Strategies: Tactical 420 Noscope EOD Airdrop

Since actually playing the game is a terrible experience that I wish only upon my worst enemies.

Mix Due To Boredom

Got bored, mixed for an hour in Traktor with no plan, this is the result. Enjoy or don’t.

Finally, something of use…


Feels good man.