I found out I still had this post back from when I was blogging on blogger, with the subdomain of whateverifeellikebloggingabout.blogspot.com. Yeah, that was a looong time ago.

Anyway, I found the goldmine of content that was the (almost complete) chatlog from when I was picked to be a part of chatting with Andy Milonakis. Before you read though, keep this in mind:

• The questions were asked in a different chat room, so the answers from Andy Milonakis could actually be seen.
• There were roughly 80 other people, I only managed to get 2 of my questions answered (they’re in bold).
• Andy answers questions in the following format: “Question that was asked”, “Answer”

Andy Milonakis: phoenixfire116: Has anyone ever gotten made threats on your life?
someone threw a bottle of soda at my head when we were filming

[18:18] Andy Milonakis: : Church«wtf»: why do you put old people in your segments
it’s funny to get old people to do silly stuff like dress up in chicken costumes, it makes me laugh, so i thought i’d try to share it with the world haha

[18:18] Andy Milonakis: FrostX[GTT]/{501st}Nite: Andy,what game system’s do u have?(And if so what games do u play?)
ps3, xbox 360 and wii, i mostly play tony hawk project 8 for ps3, but i love the wario game for wii also

[18:19] Andy Milonakis: Church«wtf»: what do you think of the new spiderman movie
i didn’t see it, but if you pay for me, i’ll go

[18:19] Andy Milonakis: blackbeltdawg: who do you think should be president (not just the people running) in your opinnion?
Andy Dick

[18:20] Andy Milonakis: Church«wtf»: when filming a show does anyone recignize you and start asking you to sign stuff for them
when school is out sometimes, i usually just spit on them. JUST KIDDING, my fans are awesome

[18:20] Andy Milonakis: blackbeltdawg: where can we find your original episodes?
itunes has all the seasons

[18:20] Andy Milonakis: Vossk: If you could have anything made into a movie [besides your show] what would it be?
i want to do a documentary about swiss cheese hhah

[18:22] Andy Milonakis: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: Do you have a love in your life?
I live in hollywood, the girls here are usually on the slimey side, I have my fun but I wouldn’t say “love”….I need to go to NY for that, the girls there keep it real

[18:22] Andy Milonakis: eX[ $L#¥3R - L£ÄD£R: andy, do you HATE the ppl who make Mini Movies, copying yours?
i've seen a lot of bad ones but it's flattering

[18:23] Andy Milonakis: vB=Spartan-V91: Andy, how was it when xfire kidnapped you and made you answer questions for alot of idiots?
they paid me in everquest dollars, im rich

[18:23] Andy Milonakis: PuN1sH3rWoLf(ACC): How often do you watch Comedy Central?
only to watch the sarah silverman program

[18:24] Andy Milonakis: яєdээщзя: Andy, During some of your sketchs you have a delivery man show up on your doorstep with food, Where or Who does the food go to?
there is a hungry crew of camera men, etc, they usually get to chow down

[18:24] Andy Milonakis: mc2w: How long does it usually take to finish an episode of you show?
1 week

[18:26] Andy Milonakis: zT= МAJ. Λυsylo: andy, if you could be one videogame character, who would it be?
I would be mario, but I would make the bitch chase me and fight dragons, im lazy

[18:27] Andy Milonakis: Charles the Moose: So, why did you change your shirt?
just so people could ask about it, it’s sucha dumb change that means nothing, but it’s fun to do stupid stuff like that just to keep people asking questions

[18:28] Andy Milonakis: EvoL CDGDon ๑•ิ.•ั๑: do you like partyig or are you a settled person??
ive done the partying in hollywood thing for awhile, im kinda over it, i still party but not at many clubs anymore, i like hanging out at m friends studio, we make music and kick it, sometimes go to hotels and have parties there

[18:28] Andy Milonakis: Jake: do you think hollywood is an ethical place?
that’s like asking me if I think fish can survive out of water

[18:29] Andy Milonakis: supacasey: Do you miss New York?
i miss NY, the people there are great and it’ s extremely fun

[18:30] Andy Milonakis: SF= OMGWTFBBQ!: how often do cops pull you over on the streen thinking your younger then you are?
no they pull me over because I drive 300 miles per hour and I’m a cuban drug lord

[18:32] [Xfire] matteox: We’re having technical difficulties! =o( Andy will be back soon!

[18:36] Andy Milonakis: sorry got logged off, im in japan right now my internet connection is not good, but the sushi is amazing

[18:37] Andy Milonakis: Sameo [BDA]: Can you tell me a question to ask you?
ask me to not answer this question

[18:37] Andy Milonakis: Crumble: Why are you in japan?
the real question is, why aren’t YOU in japan?

[18:38] Andy Milonakis: i can’t copy the question but someone asked if my parents are from Crete……yes, my dad is

[18:38] Andy Milonakis: Maudel: Andy - Why the move from NYC to LA? You lived right near me!! Are you returning back to NYC in the near future

[18:38] Andy Milonakis: ny is my real home, i’ll always go back

[18:39] Andy Milonakis: supacasey: Do you like South Park?
south park is great, i like how they push the envelope

[18:39] Andy Milonakis: ٠ғŦѕ٠ Ninja Penguin: Whats you favorite Vacation?
Greece

[18:40] Andy Milonakis: SF= OMGWTFBBQ!: Is there ever going to be a Andy Milonakis movie?
hopefully, but only if I write it

[18:40] Andy Milonakis: flipguy121191: What advice would you have for a guy trying to start a comedy career?
for standup or improv, I’d either move to NY or LA………..if you want to act in movies or tv shows….los angeles is the place to be, i think if you’re anywhere else, you’re missing out on a lot of opportunities

[18:41] Andy Milonakis: also go to open mic nights, take improv classes, just dive into it

[18:41] Andy Milonakis: Andy, is there any movies that you would like to star in at the moment?

[18:41] Andy Milonakis: im a huge fan of judd apatow

[18:41] Andy Milonakis: anything he does

[18:42] Andy Milonakis: controlthechaos: What was the first movie or TV show that you were in?
jimmy kimmel live

[18:43] Andy Milonakis: Andy, I head that you don’t fly…what’s up with that?
i won’t lose a job because i hate flying, if i have to fly, I will, I’d just rather take a train with a sleeper car, it’s like a moving hotel, you just plug your phone and dvd player in, and enjoy the ride, ON THE GROUND

[18:44] Andy Milonakis: Vossk: Do you ever do any voice acting for cartoons or animations [besides the cartoons on your shows]
i did a puppet voice on crank yankers and did a voice for a cartoon called minorateam

[18:45] Andy Milonakis: Ninja Penguin: Andy, do you have any before show rituals or things you always do b4 shows?
not really, it’s hard sometimes when you’re working a 12 or 14 hour day so I just try to psyche myself up and realize that it’s awesome to have a show on the air, so i have to kick myself in the ass sometimes, it’s harder work than it seems

[18:45] Andy Milonakis: Andy, if i were a delivery guy and was at your door, what would you have planned for me?
it would be too long to shoot but one i always wanted to do was to invite the delivery guy in and ask him to share the meal with me and have a candle lit dinner with him and ask him about his life

[18:46] Andy Milonakis: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: What is the most craziest thing you have done in your lifetime?
nothing i can say here haha, ok it involves destroying a hotel room and getting charged thousands of dollars

[18:47] Andy Milonakis: nG[Grim]: Do you consider your job “work” .. or do you have to much fun for it to be work?

[18:47] Andy Milonakis: it’s fun but it is definitely work

[18:47] Andy Milonakis: it’s harder than any other job i’ve had before

[18:47] Andy Milonakis: and i’ve had a lot of wack jobs

[18:48] Andy Milonakis: controlthechaos: Andy, is there any person that you really want to work on with in a movie or have as a guest on your TV show?
will ferrel, steve carrell (spell check), sacha baron cohen (spell check?) or ricky gervaise from the uk office

[18:48] Andy Milonakis: Ninja Penguin: Andy, the question every man must answer, Boxors or briefs?
depends on my mood

[18:49] Andy Milonakis: borat rox

[18:49] Andy Milonakis: mc2w: How much money did you have to spend to get your career started?
well, i guess $`100, that is the price of my dv camera, that’s all iit took

[18:49] Andy Milonakis: 1200 dollars

[18:50] Andy Milonakis: kool0123: Andy, do you ever plan on doing tours around the country/world?
at least the country, im going to finish thi s rap album in a month and try to set up tours all around the country, it will be loads of fun

[18:51] Andy Milonakis: ŤĦĔ ĎüĎĔ◄: ANDY have you ever just sat home a weekend and enjoyed your show ?
i saw my show before it aired, i dont watch my show when it’s on tv, I feel like it’s staring at yourself in the mirror, which my roomates do, i’m not a big fan of that…..

[18:52] Andy Milonakis: blackbeltdawg: what is it like being an african-american comedian?
I love it, equality rules. preach

[18:52] Andy Milonakis: =SF= OMGWTFBBQ!: Why did you move from NY to Hollywood?…..WAIT! ok go ahead WAIT!
i had to for work, because my show was shot in NY but by the time i had my own show, i already lived in LA, for other acting stuff, I need to be here

[18:53] Andy Milonakis: controlthechaos: Andy, when you were younger did you want to be on TV when you grew up?
not really, i always liked comedy and was the class clown but i never thought about making it my goal, it just happened, and im glad it did

[18:53] Andy Milonakis: GoS[GeneralVon]: Have any of your dilivery skits gone wrong?
yeah, one guy almost beat me up

[18:54] Andy Milonakis: Fus!oN E*RAWR (Co LDR): ANDY! What is your favorite part of being famous?
the free clothes

[18:55] Andy Milonakis: swiper: What movie could you quote word for word?
billy madison

[18:55] Andy Milonakis: and ghandi

[18:56] Andy Milonakis: Church«wtf»: do you have as many fans in other countries as you have in america
i have fans in other countries but america is the majority of them

[18:57] Andy Milonakis: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: Andy, what are you wearing right now?, some crazy jacket, really wacky sunglasses and some black and silver DC shoes from the future, i look like a hollywood martian

[18:57] Andy Milonakis: haha

[18:58] Andy Milonakis: : supacasey: Andy, whered you learn to rap so well? Have any of your rap star guests given you any tips, or have YOU given THEM any tips?
i started recording freestyles as a joke but then i started getting better and i ran with it, and it’s really fun learning to write better, and be able to record a whole album now, i get really excited going to the studio

[18:59] Andy Milonakis: Crumble: What kind of connections did you need to get in the comedy business????
just one powerful man named Jimmy Kimmel believed in me, I owe it all to him

[18:59] Andy Milonakis: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: What is your next big project?
doing a sequal to the movie WAITING, I can’t WAIT

[19:00] Andy Milonakis: swiper: Where is the majority of your time spent now?
currently in the studio, working on my album

[19:00] Andy Milonakis: my myspace is myspace.com/andymilonakis you can hear my dirty songs there

[19:00] Andy Milonakis: add me!

[19:00] Andy Milonakis: haha

[19:01] Andy Milonakis: [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«: Andy, are you planning to release an audio album?
yes yes yes, rap, real producers, retarded lyrics

[19:02] [Xfire] matteox: Ok, that concludes the chat with Andy Milonakis! Thank You to our special guest and thanks everyone for participiating. Now onto the prizes! IMPORTANT–If you are one of the winners PM me for instructions on how to claim your prize!

[19:02] [Xfire] matteox: · 30 Andy Milonakis Season 2 DVD’s and signed Quote Books

[19:02] [Xfire] matteox: 1. Murray
2. Insomnia
3. Kayuza
4. mc2w
5. revojake
6. pandaman9493
7. supacasey
8. tyrant
9. Voodoo
10. TiggerIGL
11. Yragorn
12. Nemesis
13. Phoenixfire116
14. Controlthechaoes
15. Vossk
16. Charles the moose
17. Artem
18. El.Gordo
19. [CSSMC]»¤₣ooҚ¤«
20. blutenrot
21. Blackbeltdawg
22. Axel
23. MagnusGman
24. >NSSM
25. Kool0123
26. Crash.Danmthny
27. Redstone78
28. Punisherwolf
29. Crumble
30. ngGrim
[19:02] [Xfire] matteox: Thanks Again Everybody!

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